January 2012
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http://efukt.com/20938_The_10_Worst_Orgasms_Ever_Filmed.html Happy New Year, everyone. You’re welcome.  
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December 2011
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Dec 25th
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My sister got me Curb Your Enthusiasm season 5 and my brother got me Mad Men season 1 and a rad hoodie. Good xmas eve. 
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Name the best 3 bands from the state you're from.
firevvalkwithme: epilogueofacarcrash: phasmophilia: tswx: mikexhulud: Florida- Strongarm.Morbid Angel.Morning Again.  fall out boy 1/3 of destinys child alkaline trio r kelly common Arizona Run With The Hunted Jimmy Eat World Gin Blossoms Wisconsin: Get Rad, Tenement, Protestant castevet, castevet, castevet I don’t live in a state, but… Fucked Up.. Attack In...
Dec 23rd
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The Merriest Christmas of Them(an) All
apotinwhichtopiss: justinerrr: mcflynnthm: bottleage: <3 Aw.. I miss these people… These dudes right here are the bestest of friends. <3
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Dec 22nd
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WatchWatch
A bunch of my friends got interviewed at Fest. It’s so sloppy that it borders on being super uncomfortable to watch. I was there, apparently, since I’m standing in the background for most of it, but I don’t remember this at all. Makes me miss them all so much :(
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The book is Baby Steps. The author is Dr. Leo Marvin. And we’ve been talking with Bob Wiley.
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Is it ironic or just plain stupid that Rescue Me makes me want to drink? You decide. 
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Impersonate me anonymously. →
I’ll save you guys the trouble. BLAH BLAH THE SIMPSONS BLAH BLAH IM A DRUNKEN ASSHOLE BLAH BLAH IM SAD BLAH BLAH BANNER PILOT BLAH BLAH SAD LYRICS BLAH BLAH YOU GUYS ALL SUCK 4 NOT LIKING EVERY SINGLE THING I LIKE BLAH BLAH THE SIMPSONS BLAH BLAH HERE’S A PICTURE OF ME SMOKING BLAH BLAH SAD BLAH THE SIMPSONS BLAH BLAH…. Seriously though…The Simpsons. 
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I’m going to start tagging all of my posts with “steamed hams”. 
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I’m watching Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, finishing off a 2 hour Christmas special, and it’s moving me. #1 sign that you drank too much. 
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Don’t fuck up your life. This is what I’ve been trying to say all day. I’ve said it with 1,000 words handwritten and I’ve said it as 2,500 single-spaced typed and I’ve done a lot of rewriting and head-scratching and frowning. So, here: We’re all so terrified of each other it makes us dead inside. If you feel like you’re living inside an elevator and no one will look at you or talk to you, go...
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Dec 16th
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I GOT SOME FRIENDS WHO
1) Don’t wait for publishers to “validate” their work/Don’t need the validation of number-crunchers.  2) Have seen the world because they goddamn wanted to, because their will was that strong. 3) Are living their dream because it was theirs to begin with and they know no other way. 4) Use words like “purpose” and “exciting” and “adventure” when speaking of their lives. Not words like “work...
Dec 16th
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This is what I keep coming back to. That line in my head, the big one. If your life was a movie would you want to watch it? It kills me. I want to say yes but a lot of the time I can’t. And when I can’t I feel like a goddamn bomb about to explode. Can you say yes? Ask yourself that right now and if you don’t like the answer do something about it. - Adam Gnade.
Dec 16th
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